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Our tables are sleek, ergonomic, and slightly depressing. Ideal for the modern human who has accepted defeat—but wants lumbar support.
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Here's a grim little nugget to brighten your day:
Real Users, Real Regret
"At first I felt ashamed. Now I feel nothing. Thanks, Overbed Tables."
— Linda, Existential Dabbler
"Perfect for Zoom calls where pants are optional."
— Dave, Remote Worker
"It rolls smoothly over my regrets. And my knees."
— Martha, Professional Recliner